babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via sprintingfish)

(via chwineka)

mizuru007:

midget-banana:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

Lord of the Rings

America’s is 500% correct.

(via slashseeker)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

Or a gay wedding with a selfish groom.

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

Or a gay wedding with a selfish groom.

(via deerpukes)

Everybody’s Talking At Me

nashscribblings:

The whole thing with Riot banning LoL players for being bigoted, racist manchild homophobes has brought a curious double-standard to light, to wit:

If you are subjected to slurs, insults and abuse, you should just get over it.

If you’re prevented from hurling slurs, insults and abuse, your rights are being violated and it is worse than ten holocausts.

So, a summation of gamer’s rights by these poor banned players: “I have the right to threaten to rape you, and you have the right to take it.”

Is it any wonder that single player remains my mode of choice?

white-sabbath2:

Listening to the opening riff of 2 Minutes To Midnight is like being very pleasantly electrocuted 

(via frienderbender)

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

(via sharphoe)

astrorium:

better stock up

astrorium:

better stock up

(via thecreach)